My Wife Is Smarters Than I Wish She Were

After 8 beautiful years of marriage, it seems my wife is on to me.
I have a tendency to download the occasional tune from COMPLETELY LEGAL file sharing… ahem… services and tonight I sought a particular song that I happen to find very catchy.
This is what transpired as I attempted to listen, in private, with my [...]

WTF???

Ya know,there are days when you’re just in a kick-ass frame of mind.
Today was one of those days.
But you must always remember: When you’re up, there’s always somebody waiting to kick the feet out from underneath you.
That was also today.
(And why is there a cat sitting above me? What does that mean? I don’t even [...]

Screw it

Today several things crossed my mind.
This is quite unusual.
I’m not a heavy thinking kind of guy. Of course, I do work in the ‘Creative’ industry so I am thinking pretty hard most of the day. (It takes skillz to sell da shoppin’ centers-ya know what I’m sayin’, peeps?)
It’s my down time where I’m either thinking [...]

I’ll Never Understand Women

This is a transcript of a real, unedited conversation between my wife and I this morning:
ME: I'm cold.
HER: Maybe if you got the Hoover out, you'd warm up.
What does this mean?

How to Know If Your Marriage is Sound

I can count on one hand the number of times I've let my wife drive the car.
OK, that's not quite true. She has driven probably a thousand times in the (relatively) short time that she's had her license (this was in the States where any monkey can push the accelerator and keep the car on [...]

The End of an Era?

Some of you may or may not know about the saga of Ceiling Cat.
This is your loss.
Apparently, Ceiling Cat has influential friends in (literally) low places.
It's all gonna end in tears…because…
Whoever wins…we lose

Ain’t 8 Great!

Yesterday, my wife and I celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary.
As you can see, we celebrated in style with sunflower seeds, Coors Light and a lovely card I made to show my deep, undying love for her.
Who says romance is dead?

How to Kill Your Brain

Today provided me the rare opportunity to sit upright, roll up my sleeves and give my full attention to the mess that has accumulated on my hard drive at work (and, by default, the server- which gives our Pseudo IT Guy the unique opportunity to sift through everybody's emails from the comfort of his corner [...]

Teething Probs

Well, I just found a limitation of WordPress–I can't cut and paste stuff I've written into my…sorry got distracted by the hot weather gal on BBC1 (my prediction: steady periods of warm, wet bursts followed by low cut blasts of nipply nippy winds).
Some might consider this a minor setback but I'm finding it a bit [...]

Let the Blogging Begin

It's nearly official.
I'm ditching the craptacular Booger.com for the week and I'm trying my snazzy new WordPress layout.
WARNING!!!
The look and feel will probably change over the next couple of days as I experiment with the templates and hopefully find one that suits that certain je ne sais quoi that is the Wayne Ordinary Experience. (The [...]