There’s No Super Fun Sunday Day Out From Where I’m Sitting…

I was thinking of making it a tradition to post pictures and commentary every Sunday because I’m so incredibly self-centered. I understand that everyone wants to be me (Don’t be embarrassed! You’re not alone!).
If the wife and I don’t use all of our free time wisely on the weekends we end up doing something stupid [...]

Idly Rambling On

Number of Radio Ads Written This Week: 21
Number of Radio Ads Recorded This Week: 0 (next week could be rough for somebody other than me cuz I’m out Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Woop! Woop!)
Two DVDs Left Behind by an Ex Co-Worker: ‘Rent-a-Butt’ and ‘Behind the Scenes with Lucy and Michelle’.
An Observation [...]

Time Keeps On Slippin’ Into the Future

Turns out, that when you go and look at houses that are for sale and tell the person who owns the house that you like their house and will pay them a certain amount of money to make their house your house they sometimes agree.
Amazing!
Unfortunately, there is some obscure law written somewhere (probably in goat’s [...]

A Lazy Way To Fill A Post– PICTURES!!!

This is either a bum or a bomb…either way, I’m steering clear.

Do what the sign says! Don’t leave your dog shit on the sidewalk! (Notice the stink lines rising from the poop.)

Perhaps you should bow down to the excremental delights of your pooch…

Or just leave them to fry in the car.

This is like a real [...]

Super Fun Sunday Day Out 2

Today, on Super Fun Day Sunday, my lovely wife and I drove up the North Coast in an attempt to waste as much gasoline as humanly possible.
We succeeded, as far as anyone in Northern Ireland can waste a tank of gas (come on, people, the country isn’t that big).
Above, is the view that greeted us [...]

I’m a Man of Many Talents

 
 

Over the last month I seemed to have picked up a few new readers.This is awesome (God…I sound so American…well, I am American I suppose– so that’s cool.)
 
Anyway, my point is that not only do I write this humble blog but I also co-host the incredibly popular podcast
Letter to America
with my friend and BBC Director [...]

I Blame the Weather

Recently, I told you about my fondness for a certain Kelly Clarkson song. (No, I’m not going to tell you which one.)Normally,I think of myself as a pretty “hep daddy-o” but, clearly, this was a slip in judgement. A moment of insanity, as it were. I mean we all have our guilty pleasures, right?
Anyway, the [...]

Free Stuff Kicks Ass

Last night my wife and I were in a nostalgic frame of mind.
We were remembering good times we used to have when we lived in Lafayette, Colorado and were only a block or so away from our friend Ron’s house. It was the party house of the time and during the summer months we used [...]

Wayne Loves You–One and All.

Still reeling from the shock of inadvertently calling a spade a spade (or a retard a retard–see post below) I decided that I would dedicate the rest of this week to doing nothing but good for my fellow living creatures.
I figured the best way to do this would be to dedicate my life to a [...]

You Drive Me Crazy

Today is the infamous “12th of July“ here in Northern Ireland.
Supposedly there is normally a lot of bullshit and terror and oogie-boogie people running around fighting, throwing small children into bonfires and shouting things like, “Oh yeah??? Well, your momma is so fat she has her own zip-code” and whatnot.
We didn’t see any of that. [...]