Holidays Are Pretty Cooooooooooool!

FRIDAY!!!!
This is my train home.
Will it be full of drunks? (I mean, it is Friday and it’s Belfast. Maybe I should be drunk. Then I wouldn’t notice the difference. Oh, man. My train is sooooo going to be full of drunks. It’s Belfast!)
Yay!
It’s Friday!!!
And I have two weeks off starting………………………. now!!
I rule!
I kick ass!
I’m finally [...]

Tom Cruise Is A Weirdo Midget

I bought a new iPod last week and when I downloaded iTunes 7 and tried to do the thangs that iTunes normally does I felt a sudden sneaking suspicion that I might, in fact, be technically retarded (I think the geek community would label me a “tech-tard”).
Instead, it turns out that my mental capacity is [...]

BUSY BEE

Today I spent an entire 2 hours in the office. The rest of my day was divided between recording various radio ads and trying to watch a television commercial being filmed.
(Note to Americans: The word “film” is not said over here the way you might think. It’s not pronounced film like we say film [...]

Family Guy Says Fuck? WTF????

I don’t have cable and I don’t really think the Family Guy is that funny (the eps that I’ve seen anyway) but can anybody Stateside confirm that they really got away with this?
Really?
Really?
I still don’t believe you but here’s the footage anyway (probably soon to be pulled by Google. Enjoy while the gettin’s good).
(Also, I’ve [...]

Yup. I’m Only Using Half Me Brains

You Are 20% Left Brained, 80% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.If you’re left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.The right side of your brain is all [...]

Michael Jackson Loves Him Some Leprachauns!

Normally, I don’t link to news sites because I think it’s a lazy way to fill a post.
This is how much effort that kind of blogging takes:
Right Click
Copy
Insert Hyperlink
Go Back to Getting Drunk/Injecting Class A Narcotics Into Your Remaining Non-Collapsed Vein While Other Bloggers Sweat Blood Over What They’re Going To Say Next
But [...]

Wonder Bra Models and Weirdos

Ever since I signed up for Letter to America I’ve come to accept that weird things were going to happen in my life.
Like today.
I really don’t have the time or energy to go on about what happened (mainly, I don’t have the energy) so I’m gonna give you my day in a delicate, yet efficient, [...]

Super Saturday Belfast Zoo Stuff

Today we went to the Belfast Zoo.
I would like to say lots of really supportive things about Belfast’s one and only zoo but… but…well…truth be told, it struck me as a zoo that is either slowly dying a sad death or is slowly recovering from said sad death and is on the uprise. Time will [...]

Things Ain’t Great But They’re Better Than They Could Be

The jerk-off upstairs denies that he’s responsible for our plaster ceiling falling apart.
Maybe it was aliens doing laundry when Mr. Neighbor was supposedly “not home”.
I don’t know.
What I do know is that there was about a half-inch of soapy water lying on the floor last night when I got home.
But Mr. Neighbor denies that he [...]

Decisions…Decisions…

The American in me (who am I kidding, I am American and that guy just won’t leave me alone) has a difficult time with the concept of “Paid Vacation”.
From my experience of working in the U.S. I get this cement anchor type feeling in my tum-tum whenever I take time off that’s longer than a [...]