Bachin’ it

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My wife is over in England visiting family- which means I’m left here in Belfast all by my lonesome for a couple of days.
The last thing she said to me was, “Do you promise to at least eat something and not fuck mess up the apartment too much?”
To which I replied:
“Duh. I managed to [...]

Simply Pictures (Of County Kerry, Ireland)

Can’t stop to chat.
I’m a busy guy.
Here’s some more pics from the latest holiday.
And no, there’s no rhyme or reason to these. It’s just a simple tour. I may comment on some pics. We’ll see how I feel.
By the way… I hope you’re all doing well. I miss my normal life. I miss restful sleep.
I [...]

Funderland and Letter to America

Sometimes, when things just ain’t so peachy-keen you gotta go out and do somethin’ stoopid.
Today was the perfect day for that.
Jett and I took it upon ourselves to journey to the Boucher Road to witness the wonder that is ‘Funderland’ and record the latest chapter of ‘Letter to America’. (Yes. That’s the real name. [...]

Sell Your Soul to the Shopping Mall

The last couple of days have been a real Karmic bitch.
Something quite good happened (we finally signed on the flat and the closing date is fast approaching) and lots of bad, personal-I’m-not-going-to-go-into-it type stuff has happened as well. It has all left me feeling incredibly burned out, exhausted and exhilarated at the same time.
Let’s just [...]

The Dog Suicide Bridge

Tonight my wife is heavily into “The Dog Suicide Bridge” a *ahem* brilliant semi-documentary playing on a shitty television station about dogs leaping to their death from a bridge (obviously) in Scotland (by “obviously” I meant they jumped from a bridge, not that they obviously jumped from a bridge in Scotland. That makes no [...]

Catholics Do the Art Thing- Catholic Style!

Welcome to some nunnery or another somewhere outside of Killarney (sp?) Old churches kind of creep me out and this one was no exception. But I like looking at them. (And I always hope that God doesn’t strike me dead while I take a secular picture of said holy ground. Once again, I got lucky [...]

They Call Me Mellow Yellow

Today was my first day back at work after a two week long siesta (is that how you spell it?) and I gotta say– it went pretty well.
But…!
I have a completely rational fear of coming back to work after long holidays.
Any time I’ve ever taken two weeks off in one single shot I’ve come home [...]

If North Korea Pissed Here They’d Be Happy

In my opinion, every man, woman and child should learn, love and know the beauty of the “Nature Piss”. It is a time spent with the delicate forces of our universe when you are at its’ complete and total mercy. Especially after a couple of Mountain Dews (no pun intended). Anyone who takes the time [...]

Where Did We Go? Why Did We Go There?

I hate porcelain dolls.
This store is first on my list of places to destroy with my super human kinetic death ray eye blast (as soon as I acquire such power. Which I hope is soon.).

On the Home Stretch…

Hey kids!
We’re back.
After 10 hours of hellish back-breaking, nerve-pinching, numb-inducing driving we are home from our holiday.
Once I recover I will fill y’all in.