My New Year Begins…………NOW!!!

Here they are.
My New Year Resolutions.
They’re not fancy.
They’re not creative.
But they’re practical and they will hopefully keep me from doing something ever so bad.
*AHEM*
1. Get a new job.
2. Don’t kill anyone at my current job.
3. No more booze (did I just say that? Oh shit!)
4. Find my sanity.
5. Get a new job.
I think that ought [...]

The Times They Are A-Changin…

I’m working on my New Year’s Resolution List.
Normally, I don’t fall for this type of mass migration/mentality but, this year, things have to change.
I will post my life altering list in a couple of days.
Hope you all had a great Christmas and together we will all have a happy New Year!
(I promise.)

UMMMMMMMMM…. oh yeah!!

Yep.
Still here.
Didn’t know that buying a house would take each and every minute of my life.
So be it.
Merry Christmas, all.
I will be in contact soon.
(Jesus, why didn’t anyone tell me that buying a house took up ALL your time? You people suck. Sort of. (I’m guessing you think this is kind of funny. Oh well.)
Night. [...]

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Shhhhhh!
I have to type quietly because it’s late at night.
Well, it’s late at night somewhere. It’s actually just around noon here in Belfast. I’m trying to be polite to the weirdoes who live in the unnatural time zones outside of proper Greenwich Meantime. This is real time people. And it’s not simply my opinion, [...]

Wii Will Rock You

I would like to tell you that I’ve been incredibly busy getting everything ready for Christmas but since my wife had to go to England again (leaving me all by my lonesome on the very weekend that the new Nintendo Wii was launched) I had no choice but to find suitable entertainment.
I won’t say how [...]

I Should Never Open My Mouth

Here is a word for word transcript of the conversation my wife and I had moments before she left for her company Christmas party this past Saturday evening. You’ll notice that the first part is what was going through my wife’s head and not something that was actually told to me. I’m a pretty [...]

I Would If I Could

If I could find the digital camera in one of the approximate 47,000 boxes we have lieing lyeing sitting in my fucking way, I’d post some pics of the new flat.
Instead, I’m “doomed” to type away in my new personal “den” area with my new fantastic wireless interwub capability. I shall no longer annoy me [...]