Dogging

This past Saturday my wife and I went to the Antrim Animal Sanctuary.
God, was it horrible.
Within minutes, Ruth was in tears and I found myself choking back serious emotions. It was the saddest thing I think I’ve seen in all my life. (Dogs behind bars. Barking. Being all sad and shit. Ouch.)
As a farm boy, [...]

Holy Crapolla

Since I’ve had my new cell/mobile phone I’ve been pretty good about NOT using it for assinine bullshit dumbass utilities like ‘texting’ and ‘calling 911 in a dire emergency’. (Actually emergency phone calls over here are 999… weirdos.)
Unfortunately, my wife (who uses her phone to text things like ‘I love Coldplay’ to her imaginary ‘cousins’) [...]

Self Fullfilling (sp?) Prophecy (sp?)

Today I had the grand honor of listening to my manager and the head ‘Account Director of Advertising That Will Blow You Away’ tell me that my personality is, in essence, a total vacuum on the spirit and energy of the studio in general and the company as a whole.
I was informed that the fact [...]

January Blues

I can’t write.

I won’t bore you with details of how I know because:

1. Details are boring.
2. I spend most every day of my working life being bored out of my fucking mind so why would I want to do it on my free time? (Actually, I’m writing this at work. (Gotta have a page with [...]

Yes, I’m really sick…

Here’s a delightful picture my wife took of me while I was languishing in severe pain and uncomfortability this week. (I’m sick. Oh so ever sick…)
My payback is that she is now sick herself.
Of course that’s not a payback…it’s kinda like an extra punishment. It seems she’s sicker than me (how is that possible????). So [...]

Here Kitty Kitty!!!

(Thanks to Brianf. I got nothing to say about this…except it’s Saddam’s cat. I’m laughing. But maybe I shouldn’t. I’m against the death penalty…but the cat’s playing with his inanimate legs *snorf* . I shouldn’t laugh… but I will. Stupid cat.)

Bite My A U.S. of A.

Today, I got my tax forms from America.
And boy, did it piss me off.
America is the ONLY country in the world that taxes their citizens when they live in another country. Let me repeat that. America is the ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT TAXES THEIR CITIZENS WHEN THEY LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY.
Again, this is [...]

Ding-A-Ling

In an effort to make myself a more annoying mindless member of the human herd, I finally committed myself (well, not literally but near enough in my opinion) to buying myself a cell phone. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a complete technosaur.  
I’ve been sort of/kind of using a phone that my brother-in-law found somewhere [...]