We (I) Are (Am) the Champions!(Champion!)

After almost two years of grueling copy writing (any copy writer will tell you what that’s all about. I mean, shit! It grueling!) I was finally rewarded with 3 individual Northern Ireland Advertising Awards ranging from Bronze to Gold.
That in itself was pretty cool but that didn’t take into account that I had my hand [...]

Full of Character

I’m not feeling too smart ass-y.
Sorry to disappoint.
I’m trying to figure out my life at the moment.
It makes me tired.
Thank God for the “Fursty Ferret”.
Amen.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Today’s the day that everybody, including the Pope and Osama Bin Ladin (sp?) is Irish. God knows my hair turned ginger today in celebration of the day that some imaginary missionary scared/lead/poisoned all the snakes in Ireland. I will attest to the fact that there are no snakes here and if there were I would’ve [...]

Home Again Home Again Jiggedy Jig (or whatever)

Well, we thought that Crack Weasel might actually miss us since we were away for a good solid four days (almost two weeks in the case of my wife) but as soon as we got home with the Shit Head he went to sleep almost instantaneously the moment we walked through the door.
Is this a [...]

See Ya On Thursday (Or Therabouts…)

OK.
I’m leaving tomorrow at an ungodly hour to catch a ferry (God, I hate ferrys!!) to Scotland and then a 500 mile drive to Cornwall (look it up. I’m too lazy to link).
I miss my wife and there’s a better way we could’ve gone to where we need to be. I have my suspicions that [...]

You’re Kidding Me. Right?

After being married to a Norn’ Iron’ gal for the better part of 9 (or is it 10) years and after living in said Norn’ Iron’ for the better part of 3 1/2 years I like to think that I’m fairly culturally aware.
I mean, I know the slang you wee git.
I know that an egg [...]

I Promise Things Will Be Happier

I’m gonna shut down for a couple of days cuz I’m heading to England for a funeral. Should be back by Thursday (and will probably post in the next couple of days. There’s a few things to take care of here before I take the (God help me… I can’t believe I’m writing this after [...]

Take A Little Time To Say I Love You…

The title says it all.
Be kind, people.
And be grateful for the good times.

Life Just Doesn’t Give A Guy A Break

Bad news today.
Someone very precious has left us.
He deserved better, yet he couldn’t have given more.
I don’t use the word ‘Saint’ very often but he was one.
God bless you.
We’ll miss you.

Are We Having Fun Yet?

Monday morning.
Haven’t slept.
Saturday night went to blog awards.
Shafted.
Got home at 1 a.m. was up until 4. Dog woke me up at six. He never sleeps.
Went to bed at 3 a.m. Up at 6.
Bad phone call at 8.
Not going to work today.