Something to Entertain You While I Sleep the Night Away

Still working on the French picture stuff.
I promise to get the pics to the max soon.
While yer waiting I should point out that I probably would have been more enthused about a lot of things- I mean I just had a great vacation and came back totally charged up and I [...]

Back to the Grind…DAMMIT

Just stepped in the door.
Took lots of pics of Gay Paris and will spend the next couple of days downloading and uploading.
Too tired to talk.
Must sleep now…

Au Revoir

We are literally heading out the door to catch our flight to Paris as I type this. (OK. That’s bullshit. I’m waiting for the wife to finish the dishes and then I’m loading all the doggy crap into the car so he doesn’t go insane at the in-laws over the weekend.)
We’re back on Tuesday night.
God, [...]

Just a Little Test

This is my experiment with YouTube.
Not sure if it will work.
But this is my dog.
This is Sparky.
Hi Sparky!
Good boy!
(BTW. This video is not meant to be funny or cute or sentimental. I’m just looking to see what, how, if, why I could start doing my own nonsense videos online. Oh, you [...]

YouTube – Every Car You Chase

It’s the weekend (for me anyway. I’m on vacation! Wooo-Hooo!).
I thought this was kinda cool but I risk becoming the old guy who tries to be cool and therefore makes it uncool to all the cool kids in cool land where everyone is cool because they’re uncool.
Cool kids of today, rebel!
(Don’t [...]

France, French, Francais… Fuck off!

Yup.
France.
The wife and I are leaving on Friday.
I’m totally looking forward to our Dan Brown Da Vinci Code experience. We leave on Friday (shhhhh! I’m taking Thursday off too. You don’t need to know why).
The thing is, I think snails are gross.
I stomp on them in my dainty little ‘welly boots’ every time I take [...]

YouTube – Hips dont lie

I just never get tired of this. *sigh*

We’re Winning the War One Asshole at a Time

Nothing beats the Wednesday blues more than a bit of good news.
I know. I know… I’ve been yelled at before for making posts like this (I think I either wished Ted Haggart dead or somebody of his Fanatical Right ilk did die and I metaphorically danced upon his/her/its still warm body or something).
Anyhoo, I make [...]

Your Typical Bush Supporter

I really mean no harm by this, but I just couldn’t resist.
To top it off, it comes direct from their Mormon minds to your squishy bleeding heart.
God save Utah.
(I think these people on this “news team” really meant this to be inspiring. I know I sure do…(no, I don’t. Ok, I do a little. No, [...]

A Secret Is Told

Author’s Note: As promised, I am now publishing for the very first time the very first book I ever writ, wrotten, wrote. I was probably 7 at the time. It begins with the stylish stylings of a left over piece of wall paper found God knows where that serves as it’s timeless cover. But why [...]