We’ll Always Have Paris…

Sorry, kids.
This is it.
I’m done.
See ya.
I’ve started another blog but I don’t want anyone who’s anyone to be able to find me.
I’m gonna leave this site up for another week and then I’m gonna pull the plug.
I need a new job and I don’t need them to see the shit I’ve writ.
And I don’t need [...]

Death Becomes Me

As I get closer and closer to the inevitable pseudo heart-stabbing of this blog, I look back with a sort of sadness.
Why?
Oh why did I expose so many personal details?
Why did I let out my most personal feelings?
Why haven’t I exposed my current employer as the scrotum-fisting-ass-chompering-dick-fuck-twats that they are? ((I mean more so?)
Why do [...]

It’s Like Looking Into a Mirror

Boys Family Upset At Unflattering Awards – Education News Story – WCAU | Philadelphia
I’m having TOTAL flashbacks on this. Only in my case I wasn’t given the desirable title of “Sir Clowns-A-Lot” (I actually kind of like that. Maybe I’ll start a new blog with that as my title…).
No.
Instead, my fifth grade teacher made up [...]

Another New Obsession?

Today I spent most of my time here.
I even managed to ask a question that (at last count) got 334 answers.
I think that’s pretty good for an old guy who’s not so hip/hep/cool anymore. It means I’m branching out but still touching the souls of the younger generation. (I asked a question about how many [...]

Paris Part Sex (I Mean SIX)

Ha!
Dumb ass! Did you actually watch that?
Loser!
That video has nothing to do with Paris and EVERYTHING to do with the argument to my wife that I absolutely, unconditionally NEED a new digital camera. I mean, no sound? What the fuck? This video is shit!
I suppose the next question is : Does [...]

Paris Part the Fifth

Wow.
I’m looking back at my last couple of posts and I’m feeling a certain vibe. I should probably explain where this angry ‘tood’ is coming from. But, you know what? I’m not going to. Not yet.
I really don’t feel like explaining anything anymore. I’m tired of backing up every opinion/fact/thought to every jack ass [...]

Paris Part IV- The Goodness of the Pic Stuffs

I was tempted to take down the Paris Part Trois post because it seemed a bit crazy and angry. In fact, I considered killing this blog altogether because I was afraid people, family, friends, weirdos might think that I’m a violent anti-Christian, anti-gay, anti-human type o’ guy.
That’s not true.
I’m simply a violent anti-religion, anti-dumb ass [...]

Paris Part Trois (I Think That Means “Three”)

If there was ever any question about the homo erotic aspect of much of the so-called “art” concerning the Lord Jesus Christ and how he died for all your sins- like forgetting to wash the dishes (which really pisses off your wife/husband/life partner/dog) this icon/monument/carving/whatever should answer all your questions.
He’s down with it.
He’s cool.
He’s God, [...]

Paris Part II

This is what Paris (and in particular the Eiffel Tower) looks like after sitting on the tarmac in Belfast for two hours before you take off and then finally arrive in the city o’ lights 4 hours later than you was supposed ta.
Oh yeah.
We flew Sleazy Jet and got fucked up the a-hole waiting for [...]

Paris Part I

Wow.
I took a LOT of crappy pictures just like this on my latest trip to Paris. I’ve tried to sort through them but there’s something like 250 of them- all taken in glorious low-res and in mostly poor lighting conditions to add to your squinting pleasure.
I hope to progress beyond “sorting” into actual “posting” [...]