Today I Think I Love You More…

Disregard the headline.
I hate all of you!
Ha! Just joking. (Sort of. Depends on who “you” are. If you’re just the normal surfing folk, well, then… ignore everything…)
Today, I had the rare opportunity to use my sickness to dispose of our monthly alcoholic bottle accumulation. When I say “use” I mean I was able to stop [...]

Here I Am. Like a Simpson. Only Simpsonized.

Jealous much???
I mean, shit! I look fucking coolsville!
Oh. This is my wife…

(She DEMANDED that her pic be smaller than mine. Thats just how it is, folks. She’s shy.)
(If you wanna Simpsonize your own bad selves go here )
But you still won’t be as cool as me or my sexy wife. Try as you might…

Hey There! How Are Ya?

Now that I’m back, there might be a whole fan base of 3 people who might possibly wonder what the hell happened to me.
Short answer: I went crazy and now, with the help of modern drugs, I’m less crazy.
Long answer: Oh, I don’t have the fucking time for that!
Let’s just say that anti-depressants have a [...]

I’m Back Even Though I Never Really Left

Alright.
OK.
Yes. I’m a big pussy-bag wimp who just can’t stay away.
Oh, how I tried to do something different but the fact that I just can’t lie (thanks, you fuck twat Christian Reformed Church A-hole upbringing) means I had to run back and rescue my old domain.
I can’t be nobody but me.
Just can’t do it.
Hopefully, I’ve [...]