The Money Is So Irrelevant

My wife is busy working away in the kitchen.
She’s making dinner (Oh, God…roast chicken. My favorite) AND she’s doing actual work…work.
Yes, she’s working on her own time. I think she’s doing something on Excel or something (I only use Word… if I attempt to use any other MS product I spontaneously combust and/or just don’t [...]

Let Us See… Shall We???

Even though I am want to use totally too much of those thingys that come after sentences (you know! Like exclamation marks and question marks and that kind of shit. What, for the love of God, are they called??? Oh yeah!!!! PUNCTUATION MARKS!!!! (gotta get more sleep this weekend)) I will say that I’m trying [...]

I’m Reeeeeeeling….

Today I savored, licked, smiled smugly, shit confidently, walked oh-so-goddamn-proudly out of a fucking stupid-as-shit ‘informational’ meeting with an “Oh-yeah, asshole?” smile on my face.
It practically sent me to the emergency room. (These kind o’ smiles don’t come easy, Skippy!)
My smile was so goddamn well deserved.
Oh, I can’t divulge the details.
Let’s just say that [...]

Nature vs. All Those Other Assholes…

I have two VERY strong views on the subject of picking up dog shit in a grocery bag just because it’s the so-called “law”:
1. It’s gross.
2. I won’t pick it up.
Let’s look at it subjectively: Dog shit is natural.
And completely fucking disgusting… but whatever.
Unfortunately, it (the dog shit) (eventually) dissolves into a brown smudge that [...]

A Little Insight

Anybody whose anybody who reads this shit blog won’t be surprised when I say this:
I’m either Obsessive-Compulsive, Manic-Depressive, or simply, “full of shit”.
For the sake of argument, I’m gonna go with the Manic-Depressive diagnosis because I’ve been on the dopey drugs under Doctor’s ORDERS (who said I was probably MANIC DEPRESSIVE) (and, yes, they [...]

I’m Like a Chick with a Dick

I am sooooo multi-tasking today.
Just like a woman.
Oh, they’ll (women) say that men can never match the multi-tasking skills of the slowest woman in the Ozarks. But I am here to prove the world wrong.
Observe:
I am playing Metroid Prime 3 AND blogging AND ripping TOTALLY legal stuff that sounds like music that I stole bought [...]

Oh! I kid! I KID….

There’s all of 5 people who witnessed my breakdown the other night (now deleted. WHEW!)
Sorry ’bout that!
I’m still a good guy. Got a bit upset. Yelled a little too loudly in public (I’ve got a kinda big mouth some-a-times).
So… still here. Still a jerk. Still hating a lot of things but loving a whole lot [...]