WHATEVAR!!!!

Today I’m breathing the fresh, clean air of relief (sort of).
Technically, I shoulda been footloose and fancy free as of the other day (whichever day that was).
But no.
I’ve been stressin’ like a rubber band twisted around a shitty balsa wood airplane propeller.
I’m not good at letting go. Even when ‘letting go’ means ‘quitting the biggest [...]

Sometimes Life Just Smiles Your Way

So I got a new job yesterday.
(Fuckin’ aye right!)
Of course the manipulative ass-cock-fucktards I USED TO WORK FOR seem to think they still own me until the end of the month.
Pretty typical of those assholes.
They think they own everyone.
Too bad they’re not as cool as they think they are. (Not a single board member talked [...]

Thank You and Goodnight… ASSHOLES

Today… well, today the world turned.
And it was good.
Oh, I’ve talked about it.  Sweated about it. Bitched about it. But never did shit about it.
Until yesterday.
I went for an interview.
Today. The job is mine.
I have danced a ridiculous dance of a retarded nature at various intervals all day to celebrate.
I have NEVER been this happy [...]

Merry Whatever and Happy New This and That…

WHA????!!!

Holy shit!!!
It’s snowing in Belfast!!!
WTF????

I keep trying to run away but y’all keep bringin’ me back!

Yes. I took away this shit-tacular blog for a day.
Why?
Cuz I thought I’d get in trouble or some such shit.
But Fuck Em!!!!
The email I posted (yesterday?) is 100% true. The company I work for is 100% full of assholes. The reason I’m going fucking insane is 100% the fault of the fucktards I work for.
Little [...]