Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish…

I call bullshit on this one.
I may or may not be a conspiracy theorist but one can only hope the stupid, manipulative son of a bitch did die of a heart attack. My thought is that he finally saw the light and put a gun between his teeth and did the decent thing.
One can only [...]

Happy Something or the Other

Today, in America, it’s the Fourth of July.
Well, I mean it’s the fourth of July here too, but it’s not celebrated–unless you call going to work and NOT having a full cow on a spit when you arrive home ‘celebrating’. (We’re having pasta tonight. Just so you know.)
Anyway, I’m feeling a bit more homesick than [...]

Super Fun Sunday Day Out

Every Saturday and/or Sunday my wife and I try to get the hell outta Dodge and go for a walk somewhere away from the crowds, the smashed beer bottles and whatever bullshit ‘cultural’ event the City of Belfast tries to promote for whatever reason. It’s not that Belfast doesn’t have it’s high points–I just get [...]

My Wife Is Smarters Than I Wish She Were

After 8 beautiful years of marriage, it seems my wife is on to me.
I have a tendency to download the occasional tune from COMPLETELY LEGAL file sharing… ahem… services and tonight I sought a particular song that I happen to find very catchy.
This is what transpired as I attempted to listen, in private, with my [...]

WTF???

Ya know,there are days when you’re just in a kick-ass frame of mind.
Today was one of those days.
But you must always remember: When you’re up, there’s always somebody waiting to kick the feet out from underneath you.
That was also today.
(And why is there a cat sitting above me? What does that mean? I don’t even [...]

Screw it

Today several things crossed my mind.
This is quite unusual.
I’m not a heavy thinking kind of guy. Of course, I do work in the ‘Creative’ industry so I am thinking pretty hard most of the day. (It takes skillz to sell da shoppin’ centers-ya know what I’m sayin’, peeps?)
It’s my down time where I’m either thinking [...]

I’ll Never Understand Women

This is a transcript of a real, unedited conversation between my wife and I this morning:
ME: I'm cold.
HER: Maybe if you got the Hoover out, you'd warm up.
What does this mean?

How to Know If Your Marriage is Sound

I can count on one hand the number of times I've let my wife drive the car.
OK, that's not quite true. She has driven probably a thousand times in the (relatively) short time that she's had her license (this was in the States where any monkey can push the accelerator and keep the car on [...]

The End of an Era?

Some of you may or may not know about the saga of Ceiling Cat.
This is your loss.
Apparently, Ceiling Cat has influential friends in (literally) low places.
It's all gonna end in tears…because…
Whoever wins…we lose

Ain’t 8 Great!

Yesterday, my wife and I celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary.
As you can see, we celebrated in style with sunflower seeds, Coors Light and a lovely card I made to show my deep, undying love for her.
Who says romance is dead?