Hmmmm…. I might be back.

Given the fact that I’m now employed by a kick-ass employer who (may or may not be on to the fact that I’m a hack), I thought maybe I should/would/could return to the blogosphere (not that anyone gives a flying fucktard). So… maybe I’m back… maybe not…
Here’s to uncertainty!!!

American Assholes Throwing a Dog Over a Cliff

Don’t know if this is real or not.
If it’s fake, it’s pretty funny.
If it’s real… then I’m pretty fucking scared of the American military for a) letting people as stupid as this enlist and b) having oversea military operations that require people as stupid as this to “protect” us.
Maybe I’m just [...]

Here’s Me, Wha????

So.
This is how it rolls.
The ONE time Jett and I DON’T go to the completely biased and utterly hateful Irish Blog Awards we fucking win????
So what if it’s for the Most Shafted category. The point is we won something (I presume it was something physical. Like a card or slap in the face or something, [...]

I’m a Liar

Yeah, I was surposed ta tell’s ya what’s like to be a copywriter (or sum such shite) in my last post.
And I failed to deliver.
For several reasons.
The main one’s being, I don’t have a fucking clue under the heavens as to how I got my job and then somehow managed to advance to a really [...]

Yes. Yes I Can

Today I will enlighten the masses (all 3 of you) what it’s like to be a copywriter.
(All 3 of you have now clicked, out of boredom, away. I can live with that.)
In my past life, as a copywriter for Ad Bore, (not to be confused with my new life as SENIOR COPYWRITER for the [...]

Oh FUCK!!! Life Can Actually Be Kinda Cool!

Sorry, peeps!
I haven’t been too regular about my posting.
Well, I got a new job and it ROCKS!
I’m gonna have to leave it at that for the moment.
I’m not too happy to give details and/or bitch about the fuck suckers I used to work for.
But I’ll be back. I promise.
Maybe I’ll actually entertain you with [...]

WHATEVAR!!!!

Today I’m breathing the fresh, clean air of relief (sort of).
Technically, I shoulda been footloose and fancy free as of the other day (whichever day that was).
But no.
I’ve been stressin’ like a rubber band twisted around a shitty balsa wood airplane propeller.
I’m not good at letting go. Even when ‘letting go’ means ‘quitting the biggest [...]

Sometimes Life Just Smiles Your Way

So I got a new job yesterday.
(Fuckin’ aye right!)
Of course the manipulative ass-cock-fucktards I USED TO WORK FOR seem to think they still own me until the end of the month.
Pretty typical of those assholes.
They think they own everyone.
Too bad they’re not as cool as they think they are. (Not a single board member talked [...]

Thank You and Goodnight… ASSHOLES

Today… well, today the world turned.
And it was good.
Oh, I’ve talked about it.  Sweated about it. Bitched about it. But never did shit about it.
Until yesterday.
I went for an interview.
Today. The job is mine.
I have danced a ridiculous dance of a retarded nature at various intervals all day to celebrate.
I have NEVER been this happy [...]

Merry Whatever and Happy New This and That…