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	<title>Waiting For the Day I Wake Up Dead</title>
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		<title>Hmmmm&#8230;. I might be back.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Given the fact that I&#8217;m now employed by a kick-ass employer who (may or may not be on to the fact that I&#8217;m a hack), I thought maybe I should/would/could return to the blogosphere (not that anyone gives a flying fucktard). So&#8230; maybe I&#8217;m back&#8230; maybe not&#8230;
Here&#8217;s to uncertainty!!!
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		<title>American Assholes Throwing a Dog Over a Cliff</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:42:50 +0000</pubDate>
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Don&#8217;t know if this is real or not.
If it&#8217;s fake, it&#8217;s pretty funny.
If it&#8217;s real&#8230; then I&#8217;m pretty fucking scared of the American military for a) letting people as stupid as this enlist and b) having oversea military operations that require people as stupid as this to &#8220;protect&#8221; us.
Maybe I&#8217;m just getting old.
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		<title>Here&#8217;s Me, Wha????</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
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So.
This is how it rolls.
The ONE time Jett and I DON&#8217;T go to the completely biased and utterly hateful Irish Blog Awards we fucking win????
So what if it&#8217;s for the Most Shafted category. The point is we won something (I presume it was something physical. Like a card or slap in the face or something, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=waynorama.wordpress.com&blog=258682&post=468&subd=waynorama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a Liar</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, I was surposed ta tell&#8217;s ya what&#8217;s like to be a copywriter (or sum such shite) in my last post.
And I failed to deliver.
For several reasons.
The main one&#8217;s being, I don&#8217;t have a fucking clue under the heavens as to how I got my job and then somehow managed to advance to a really [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=waynorama.wordpress.com&blog=258682&post=466&subd=waynorama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yes. Yes I Can</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I will enlighten the masses (all 3 of you) what it&#8217;s like to be a copywriter.
(All 3 of you have now clicked, out of boredom,  away. I can live with that.)
In my past life, as a copywriter for Ad Bore, (not to be confused with my new life as SENIOR COPYWRITER for the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=waynorama.wordpress.com&blog=258682&post=465&subd=waynorama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oh FUCK!!! Life Can Actually Be Kinda Cool!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Some dude</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry, peeps!
I haven&#8217;t been too regular about my posting.
Well, I got a new job and it ROCKS!
I&#8217;m gonna have to leave it at that for the moment.
I&#8217;m not too happy to give details and/or bitch about the fuck suckers I used to work for.
But I&#8217;ll be back. I  promise.
Maybe I&#8217;ll actually entertain you with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=waynorama.wordpress.com&blog=258682&post=463&subd=waynorama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>WHATEVAR!!!!</title>
		<link>http://waynorama.wordpress.com/2008/01/17/whatevar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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Today I&#8217;m breathing the fresh, clean air of relief (sort of).
Technically, I shoulda been footloose and fancy free as of the other day (whichever day that was).
But no.
I&#8217;ve been stressin&#8217; like a rubber band twisted around a shitty balsa wood airplane propeller.
I&#8217;m not good at letting go. Even when &#8216;letting go&#8217; means &#8216;quitting the biggest [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=waynorama.wordpress.com&blog=258682&post=460&subd=waynorama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sometimes Life Just Smiles Your Way</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
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So I got a new job yesterday.
(Fuckin&#8217; aye right!)
Of course the manipulative ass-cock-fucktards I USED TO WORK FOR seem to think they still own me until the end of the month.
Pretty typical of those assholes.
They think they own everyone.
Too bad they&#8217;re not as cool as they think they are. (Not a single board member talked [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=waynorama.wordpress.com&blog=258682&post=459&subd=waynorama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Thank You and Goodnight&#8230; ASSHOLES</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8230; well, today the world turned.
And it was good.
Oh, I&#8217;ve talked about it.  Sweated about it. Bitched about it. But never did shit about it.
Until yesterday.
I went for an interview.
Today. The job is mine.
I have danced a ridiculous dance of a retarded nature at various intervals all day to celebrate.
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		<title>Merry Whatever and Happy New This and That&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 16:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
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