Michael Jackson Loves Him Some Leprachauns!


Normally, I don’t link to news sites because I think it’s a lazy way to fill a post.

This is how much effort that kind of blogging takes:

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Go Back to Getting Drunk/Injecting Class A Narcotics Into Your Remaining Non-Collapsed Vein While Other Bloggers Sweat Blood Over What They’re Going To Say Next

But that’s not to say that you shouldn’t feed from news sites. I love it when you do that! Really! No, really!

Anyway, I had to link to this pile of cock-crapping-moronic -fuckwad-American-dumbshit- thinking.

Yep. It looks like MJ has graduated from sleeping in beds with short, underage children (just as friends!) to wanting to bed legal aged (hopefully, anyway) short people with funny accents because he thinks leprechauns are “magical” and Mr. Michael loves magic!

Again, I hate to say it but…there are so many things wrong with this.

I’ve long argued that the reason why so many Europeans hate Americans is that they (Americans) tend to view other cultures/countries as a great big Disney World theme park when/if they actually bother their ass to come and see a different part of the world.

They (Americans (yes, I realize that I am American but for the sake of argument I’m distancing myself for the moment)) tend to think other cultures are “quaint” and “charming” without ever stopping to think that living in another country is an actual true and very real way of life.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve walked through the streets of Belfast (where there is no shortage of American tourists) and had to listen to statements like, “I’m Irish! I totally think Belfast is awesome! Cuz I’m Irish! Mate! Bloody, bloody, queue, mate, cheers!”

Don’t get me wrong.

Being proud of your heritage is good/great thing (if you care about that sort of thing. I don’t, but that’s just me). But leave it at that, because no matter how much you want it to be true- it’s not who you are.

When Americans come tramping around anywhere that they’re not from claiming that they’re Irish, South African, Russian, or whatever (because some distant relative came from there) they not only make a fool of themselves but they run the risk of looking stupider than they already are (culturally speaking) and nobody wants that. (Or do you? Do you want to look stupider? With Bush in the White House? Really? Jesus Christ! You are a glutton for punishment!)

Anyway, that weirdo creep Michael Jackson thinks it’s a good idea to open a theme park based around leprachauns because he obviously has no sense of realityand lives in some fucked up fantasy land where he honestly thinks that opening a theme park based on leprachauns in Ireland is a good idea.

I don’t get it and I’m sorry if you tuned in today wanting a light hearted “Wayne’s had a bad day” type of post but this really pissed me off. (Also, I am well aware that my political rants usually read like a crazed mad man on acid with a keyboard. Therefore, I’m going to save this but not publish it until tomorrow so that I can have another look when I’ve calmed down. If this actually gets published, it means I’m still pissed off. And if you’re reading this that means I am. Wow. This is getting confusing. Anyway, have a good weekend!)




Ahhhhh fuck it.




  1. Wayne, it’s posts like these that keep me coming back and reading more. I miss you two, too. -crc

  2. I wonder if he’ll reopen the lollipop guild.

  3. Colin, you single-handedly saved this post. I was going to delete it this morning but since you liked it it’ll stay (plus, I know that you know where I’m coming from).

    Nikki- please don’t get me started again 🙂

  4. The Michael Jackson Fiasco. Yep, he’s a weirdo. What else can I say, without throwing up. The man is sick in the head.

    The people running around saying, ‘I’m an Irish-American’. Well, you see, America is in such disarray, that we have to have some kind of release, something to take us away from the “America” we live in. I totally understand your point, but I did not run around Ireland crying, “I’m an Irish-American”. However, if someone made the mistake of asking me, I would tell them that I’m Irish and not ashamed of it.

    Some company did a pole last year, asking the English what they would like to be, if they could be from any other country, and Irish won hands down. It may not have been cool a hundred and forty-one years ago, when my mothers family came over, but it’s cool now.

    I’m a damn American, and to make it worse, a southern American, and labeled as that no matter where I go. I’m not ashamed to be from America, but it sure isn’t easy at this day and time, with Mr. Bush in the White House. I don’t like being labeled as anything other than, Jefferson Davis. Thought provoking post WOA… 🙂

  5. Yep, Jacko is is a class A nutjob.

    Funny post.

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